adam ross beach

Some of Murphy's more interesting observations:

• If anything can go wrong it will.
• 'Broken' gadgets will operate perfectly in the presence of a repairman.
• Saying 'watch this' guarantees that the behaviour you want others to witness will not happen.
• A poorly-thrown Frisbee will always come to rest under the exact center of a parked car.
• The other line always moves faster.
• You will only be forced to wait when you do not have time to wait.
• If you put a napkin in your lap you will not spill; failure to use a napkin ensures spillage.

So, relax, smile and ride the wave of frustration into the shore of contentment.